The World According to ME: Some of my haikus

Summer:

The fires burn higher.
We cry for revolution!-
Of the dead fan blades.

Exam paper:

Red gashes on snow,
Dark smudges on white wastelands-
It's Death by paper.

Unanswerable Questions

Where do you go when there's no way out?
Where are you, exciting job opportunity?
Why is it so hard to find a good broom?
Why don't blog visitors comment on posts? :-/
Why do earphones always manage to twist themselves into inextricable knots, no matter how neatly you fold them?!
Why wont those scientists wasting their time creating bombs put their energies into finding a cure for the common cold?!
When is fat going to be in fashion? :(
Why do autos always stop in front of you when you're trying to cross a busy road?
Why is it that we never find the thing that we are looking for except when it's in the way when you're searching for something else?
Where are all the good HETEROSEXUAL men gone???
When will they learn to let it be?
How do you bring someone back when they don't even realise they are going away?
What's the point.
Who are you trying to fool?
Why do people pretend to give choices when there obviously isn't one?
How is it that even after sleeping for an interminable age you still feel tired?
Why does the urge to blog hit you hardest when you have 5 papers to submit the next day?
Why don't plans work out?
What is it about leather jackets that make you purr?
Wouldn't life be so much easier without tastebuds?
Where could that slipper be?
Why is it so damn difficult to find a willing salsa partner?Humph!
How the hell do super talented people still remain modest??
Why does work never take the hint and go away when you ignore it?
How the hell do mosquitoes manage to bite through denim??
Why do all application forms have the tiniest space allotted for marks?
Why does it itch in the one place you cannot reach?
Why can't men be more like women?
where have all the GOOD MEN GONE?????
Why didn't Noah bloody kill off those two mosquitoes?!
What came first-the hen or the egg?
Why do we remember something we left behind only after getting half way to the destination?
How do ants manage to get into the most fortified places?

The World According to ME

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Some of my haikus

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Who am I?

Followers

Pilgrims Passing

Obessesions

Phobic to

Getting by with a little help from

The Library

Killing me not so softly

Discovering

Humming along with

Unanswerable Questions

The Cellars

shelves

Allies of the Dark Forces